Just make sure to stay away from the methane swamps.
What smells like methane?
Return to Paradise — Shirl Henke
So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming ‘Do you want to make out?’ and I start to make out with it.
Scions: Revelation — Patrice Michelle
I loved you, I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. You know what, let’s just stop before we both say something we’ll regret, like that horses are better than cows. I regret that, but it’s true.
Apache’s Angel — Karen A. Bale
I never thought it would end like this. I never thought that Goths would just be slowly replaced by Emos.
There’s only one other group who understands Emos like we do. We’re gonna have to team up with the Vampires.
Born to Bite — Lynsay Sands
Except for my long underwear. And my socks. And my other socks. And a maxi pad. And high heels.
Ski Gigolo — Lew Lessing