Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Yellow tones will never make them look anything but jaundiced.

Lord of the Night — Connie Mason

For when they sliced it through his neck, blood began to spurt around.

Season of Glory — Ron & Janet Benrey

Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, February 17, 2011

The shirt budget was the first to go.

Lone Star Surrender — Lisa Renee Jones

“Beached whale.” Snort. Once you see the back cover you’ll understand:

“All she could do was hope that one day, their hearts would speak louder than any words could…” Good luck with that. The heart’s going to have to yell PRET-ty darn loud in order to get the hearing impaired guy’s attention.

Really, though… what’s up with that foot? Why would they put it there?

Words Unspoken — Suzanne Ellison

Blast from the past: OP on Wednesday, February 16, 2011

There is not a single part on her body that is properly proportioned. Not to mention that her neck is broken.

The Lady Most Willing — Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, Connie Brockway

But it was where he had inked “Eat Maine Potatoes” that was really quite impressive.

Murphy’s Law — Marilyn Pappano

Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

It occasionally growls.

It’s not very helpful.

The Ravening — Dawn Thompson

We can only hope that’s fairy dust.

This cupid is performing a good deed:  Holding them upright, from his elbow, to make sure they don’t succumb to improbable angles.

Hey, St. Valentine’s Day only comes once a year.  What’s a cupid to do?  Take up subbing for the Stork to earn some extra dough.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Uncle Walter & The Wife!

Always Faithful — Julie Miller
Carly’s Song — Lenora Nazworth
Nobody’s Baby But Mine — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Blast from the past: OP on Monday, February 14, 2011

Place the ring, speak the oath… great honor… responsibility… fashion sense

Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition — Yvonne Lindsay

You don’t want to know where she stores the extra set of dice, and the last thing you want to know is how she cheats at lawn darts.

A Rogue’s Game — Renee Bernard

Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 12, 2011

Oh dear lor— that is jus— THE HAIR.

If He’s Sinful — Hannah Howell

He’s huge. The wheel is tiny and oddly angled. There are randomly placed divers. And why does it say “Still married?”?

Between Roc and a Hard Place — Heather Graham Pozzessere

Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 11, 2011

He could totally respect that.

I Do — Mimi Riser

He’ll put your wife on the Naughty Step!

Much Ado About Marriage — Karen Hawkins

Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, February 10, 2011

Should’ve listened to Les intstead.

Hunter’s Moon — Bobbi Smith