In all fairness, fifty year old meth addicts aren’t known for their rhythm.
Reader submission by Jadziwine
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The Erect Oak — Julissa Redone
Also, this looks like a Trapper Keeper someone might have had in eighth grade.
Mostly because of the heart shaped spittle.
Hearts on Fire — Bree Roberts
But we think you went a little overboard with the random and displaced waves of hair. Just, you know, as an FYI.
The Eternals — Kristie K. Shafer
No, they’re vamp. They wear plastic fangs and drink freaking Clamato juice.
The Billionaire Vampire — Lacey Chambers
Guess the rubber chicken lost its luster.
Cold Turkey — Janice Bennett