And for God’s sake, if you’re offered a pair of shoes, don’t take them.
Murder in the Wind — John D. Macdonald
An omni-directional microphone could have saved them a lot of unnecessary pubic taunting and achieved a successful first take.
Sweet Renegade — Andria Large
Liam Neeson isn’t even in this one. Which is okay by us. We really don’t want to see that.
Taken — Selena Kitt
Like being molded out of plastic and that they were designed by a 12-year-old boy whose ideas of “sexy” come from comic books.
The Demon’s Mate — Sam Cheever
scarabattoli said: It has everything. Twilight reference, man beef acting like a little scared girl, implied non-human snoo snoo (“new species”) and what seems to be bad photoshopped long hair.
In fairness (I do try to be fair), it’s not actually a Twilight reference. That’s just the name of an Ellora’s Cave line. They also have Exotica, Moderne, Spectrum, Presents, Blush, and Aeon, among others.
The rest you’re spot on with. :D