Eh. Just stick a hat on him.
Also, throw in a really creepy looking covered wagon. That should distract the eye.
Orchids in Moonlight — Patricia Hagan
No wonder people are reduced to hitting up their friends and neighbors for help.
Kiss Me Deadly — Michele Hauf
In all fairness, fifty year old meth addicts aren’t known for their rhythm.
Reader submission by Jadziwine
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he’ll take your word for it.
The Erect Oak — Julissa Redone
Gone With the Nerd — Vicki Lewis Thompson
This is what The Girl helps me do at 2:30 a.m.
This is totally normal.
Although Zoe Tarleton is box office gold in frivolous movies, she wants respect for her acting, which means landing a role as a genius-level chemist. Nobody expects her to get the part, but she has a secret weapon. She plans a cabin-in-the-woods retreat with a guy who can teach her how to be a nerd – entertainment lawyer Flynn Granger, the most uncool person of her acquaintance.
Flynn accepts the challenge and discovers a Zoe that no one else knows. As unexpected sparks fly between the geek and the glam girl, eerie noises echo in the woods outside their cabin. Is it the legendary Bigfoot, who has been sighted in these woods? Or is it a stalker who’s targeted Zoe? As the danger escalates, Zoe learns that when the going gets tough, a girl can count on a nerd.
No Bigfoot loving though. that’s a different series.
These have such bland covers but are are really wacky.
So the character is Denise Richards preparing for her role as Christmas Jones. lol
There is actually one and only one reason we’ve been sitting on this cover. Apparently, “nerd” equals reading glasses.
I’ve known a lot of nerds. I’m a nerd (though I wear contacts). UW is a nerd (and only wears glasses for night-driving). None of our nerdiness requires wearing reading glasses. Because reading glasses are most associated with old people, not nerdiness.
But we thought sexy Krang was funnier. ;)
Also, this looks like a Trapper Keeper someone might have had in eighth grade.
Mostly because of the heart shaped spittle.
Hearts on Fire — Bree Roberts
But we think you went a little overboard with the random and displaced waves of hair. Just, you know, as an FYI.
The Eternals — Kristie K. Shafer
No, they’re vamp. They wear plastic fangs and drink freaking Clamato juice.
The Billionaire Vampire — Lacey Chambers