And for God’s sake, if you’re offered a pair of shoes, don’t take them.
Murder in the Wind — John D. Macdonald
An omni-directional microphone could have saved them a lot of unnecessary pubic taunting and achieved a successful first take.
Sweet Renegade — Andria Large
Liam Neeson isn’t even in this one. Which is okay by us. We really don’t want to see that.
Taken — Selena Kitt
Like being molded out of plastic and that they were designed by a 12-year-old boy whose ideas of “sexy” come from comic books.
The Demon’s Mate — Sam Cheever
scarabattoli said: It has everything. Twilight reference, man beef acting like a little scared girl, implied non-human snoo snoo (“new species”) and what seems to be bad photoshopped long hair.
In fairness (I do try to be fair), it’s not actually a Twilight reference. That’s just the name of an Ellora’s Cave line. They also have Exotica, Moderne, Spectrum, Presents, Blush, and Aeon, among others.
The rest you’re spot on with. :D
Don’t become a statistic.
Winter’s Heat — Cristin Harber
scarabattoli said: Real love can defeat gravity and anatomy. Also, they are on doing it on the beach yet nobody is wet or covered in sand.
Of course they’re not covered in sand — they’re not actually, you know, lying down. :-P
This is actually not the current cover. It’s what shows up on Amazon and the icon on my Kindle, but the cover itself looks different now. It’s a much better cover. We might have felt a little guilty about that except for the fact that every time I scroll through my books, I see these magically floating people.
That’s not a person. That is definitely not a person.
Now zip up your pants.
Out of the Dark — Danielle James