And for God’s sake, if you’re offered a pair of shoes, don’t take them.
Murder in the Wind — John D. Macdonald
An omni-directional microphone could have saved them a lot of unnecessary pubic taunting and achieved a successful first take.
Sweet Renegade — Andria Large
Liam Neeson isn’t even in this one. Which is okay by us. We really don’t want to see that.
Taken — Selena Kitt
Like being molded out of plastic and that they were designed by a 12-year-old boy whose ideas of “sexy” come from comic books.
The Demon’s Mate — Sam Cheever
Don’t become a statistic.
Winter’s Heat — Cristin Harber
That’s not a person. That is definitely not a person.
Now zip up your pants.
Out of the Dark — Danielle James