Sears might give you a family, but we’ll give you someone else’s home, a “girlfriend,” and hair.
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Detour to Love — Deborah Macgillivray
Still better than “We’re the Millers.”
Anna’s Child — Angel Milan
It’s like that.
P.S. This is The Boy’s Saint’s Row IV character:
Like A Curse — Keira Levett
The higher priced implants don’t explode.
Taming the Beast — Brooklynn Rivers
Our guess: Nipple Fluffers.
Being Prince Charming — D.L. Jackson
Because that wolf is 2000% done with you today.
Alpha Lust: A Wolf’s Embrace — Ashley Spector
And it would be fabulous.
Dark Dreams — Kristie K. Shafer, Kristen Middleton
Or at least someone who uses a bow.
Coulson’s Wife — Anna J. McIntyre