Each of the workers in the oil and gas extraction and support industry wears OSHA mandated flame-resistant clothing to prevent their chest hair from being burnt off like what happened here.
Black Gold — Ruby Laska
Also, did a lady from a Robert Palmer video just get married? Is that what just happened here?
Champagne and Lemon Drops — Jean Oram
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations.
Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
Lady of the Line — Craig Barstow
Eh. Just stick a hat on him.
Also, throw in a really creepy looking covered wagon. That should distract the eye.
Orchids in Moonlight — Patricia Hagan
No wonder people are reduced to hitting up their friends and neighbors for help.
Kiss Me Deadly — Michele Hauf
In all fairness, fifty year old meth addicts aren’t known for their rhythm.
Reader submission by Jadziwine
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he’ll take your word for it.
The Erect Oak — Julissa Redone