It’s okay. Lots of people made bad tattoo choices in the 90s.

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Just never tribal again.

Hard Body Rock — Nora Flite

Peeping is for chumps

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Though it’s certainly easier when he has someone to distract her.

Bedding the Billionaire — Kendra Little

Where is it? Can you see it? Where is it?

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Somewhere else. Somewhere far away.

The Alamo…

In the basement.

Trace’s Psychic — Jory Strong

The accidental discharge was bad enough…

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But the recoil will be a bitch.

Also, is his zipper undone? It looks like his zipper is undone.

Against the Wind — Virginia Kelly

tenderhook:

making impromptu book displays at thrift stores is one of my weirder hobbies
i was going for composition on this one but then later i uploaded the picture and realized it’s the story of one man’s progressively shorter haircuts

We do not own the book Trilby, I don’t think. I guess I need to go shopping? *sigh*

tenderhook:

making impromptu book displays at thrift stores is one of my weirder hobbies

i was going for composition on this one but then later i uploaded the picture and realized it’s the story of one man’s progressively shorter haircuts

We do not own the book Trilby, I don’t think. I guess I need to go shopping? *sigh*

They were named Godzilla and Mothra.

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It was a match made in France.

Until You — Sandra Marton

Signs you may be dating a douche.

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He’s not cold.

But he’s still not lending you his shirt.

Club Shadowlands — Cherise Sinclair

thatwritererinoriordan:

Mentally casting Lee Pace and Rutina Wesley in a Kate Douglas novel

Really? ALL we saw was Lucius Malfoy. I still can’t see anyone but him. lol

That’s a Compact Laser Deluxe! Where were you hiding that?

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You really don’t want to know.

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Seducer — Aubrey Ross

They liked to live life on the edge.

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They weren’t living there much longer, though.

In fact, they weren’t living any more at all.

Wild Nights — Tawny Taylor

These kids are plotting something nefarious.

The baby bond

Probably an unhealthy dose of patricide and matricide.

The Baby Bond — Lilian Darcy

Performance reviews can be murder.

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Though for most jobs that’s a metaphorical statement.

The Cowgirl’s CEO — Pamela Britton

It’s actually not that bad unless your first glimpse is when you accidentally look at it upside-down.

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Then it looks like he was flailing at a dead run when he hit the pole and is about to fall on his face. Which is a lot funnier than it probably should be.

Lucky’s Charms — Becca Jameson, Cherie Nicholls, Emilia Mancini, Lillian Grant, Lynn Lorenz, Monette Michaels, Parker Kincade, Robin Danner, Rosanna Leo, Vanessa North

Is it really necessary to SAY “don’t give a tiger a mohawk?”

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Because tigers really don’t seem to like mohawks, if this one is to go by.

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Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he’ll take your word for it.

Gabby, Angel of God — Greg Sandora

That new Duchess is a real dog.

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No, really.

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Uncle Walter has verified ownership of this book.

The Duchess of Love — Sally MacKenzie