Life isn’t a game of peek-a-boo.

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We can still see you.

Slade — Laurann Dohner

Why can’t party invitations be clear on appropriate attire?

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He hated being over-dressed.

Krinos — T.I. Smith

Do you know how many men have shot off their own penises?

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Don’t become a statistic.

Winter’s Heat — Cristin Harber

scarabattoli said: Real love can defeat gravity and anatomy. Also, they are on doing it on the beach yet nobody is wet or covered in sand.

Of course they’re not covered in sand — they’re not actually, you know, lying down. :-P

This is actually not the current cover. It’s what shows up on Amazon and the icon on my Kindle, but the cover itself looks different now. It’s a much better cover. We might have felt a little guilty about that except for the fact that every time I scroll through my books, I see these magically floating people.

No stock photos of people lying down?

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No problem!

Lovers at Heart — Melissa Foster

Here is the church, here is the steeple, open it up and see…

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That’s not a person. That is definitely not a person.

Now zip up your pants.

Out of the Dark — Danielle James

mirebast:

So… I’m not the only one who thinks this looks like Jensen Ackles.

No, you most definitely are not.

P.S. Seriously, when are they going to stop using him as a cover model?

It’s okay. Lots of people made bad tattoo choices in the 90s.

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Just never tribal again.

Hard Body Rock — Nora Flite

Peeping is for chumps

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Though it’s certainly easier when he has someone to distract her.

Bedding the Billionaire — Kendra Little

Where is it? Can you see it? Where is it?

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Somewhere else. Somewhere far away.

The Alamo…

In the basement.

Trace’s Psychic — Jory Strong

The accidental discharge was bad enough…

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But the recoil will be a bitch.

Also, is his zipper undone? It looks like his zipper is undone.

Against the Wind — Virginia Kelly

tenderhook:

making impromptu book displays at thrift stores is one of my weirder hobbies
i was going for composition on this one but then later i uploaded the picture and realized it’s the story of one man’s progressively shorter haircuts

We do not own the book Trilby, I don’t think. I guess I need to go shopping? *sigh*

tenderhook:

making impromptu book displays at thrift stores is one of my weirder hobbies

i was going for composition on this one but then later i uploaded the picture and realized it’s the story of one man’s progressively shorter haircuts

We do not own the book Trilby, I don’t think. I guess I need to go shopping? *sigh*

They were named Godzilla and Mothra.

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It was a match made in France.

Until You — Sandra Marton

Signs you may be dating a douche.

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He’s not cold.

But he’s still not lending you his shirt.

Club Shadowlands — Cherise Sinclair

thatwritererinoriordan:

Mentally casting Lee Pace and Rutina Wesley in a Kate Douglas novel

Really? ALL we saw was Lucius Malfoy. I still can’t see anyone but him. lol