Oh God, make them stop!!!
It’s okay, honey. It was just a dream. You know there are no such things as sugarplums.
Visions — Sally Garrett
Blast from the past: OP on Monday, March 14, 2011
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SIMON COWELL is doing romance novel covers now?
This seems like a very bad idea. He’s known for using his words as swords, but it looks like the sword he’s using here is very real. And on fire. This can’t possibly end well.
And by that we mean you aren’t going to Hollywood.
Beast of Darkness — Lisa Renee Jones
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Check out those sideburns, there’s nothing greater, you can tell that he’s no velvet Elvis imitator.
He keeps her tangled up all the time, like a kitten with a ball of twine. Or a mountain lion. With, like, a tumbleweed or something.
In Your Arms — Rosemary Rogers
Blast from the past: OP on Monday, March 14, 2011
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Ooo, baby, does that back go all the way down?
Huh. I guess it doesn’t.
So… how do you poop?
Cornered Tigress — Jade Lee
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She said they had to wait till the wedding day
Then he found out why, dangling between the legs.
The Bride’s Secret — Helen Brooks
Blast from the past: OP on Sunday, March 13, 2011
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Oh yeah? What rules might those be?
The rules of physics? Of gravity? Of spacial reasoning?
Or the ones about not kidnapping random children from their dense forest homes?
The Right Stuff — Merline Lovelace
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The marks on my back? No, no, of course I wasn’t with another woman!
“I was… Uh… Scratching my back! Yes, that’s it! With my sword! No, really! Like this, see?”
*A few moments tick by*
“Um… Yeah… I think it might be a good idea if you called 911 now.”
Surrender to an Irish Warrior — Michelle Willingham
Blast from the past: OP on Sunday, March 13, 2011
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Stop moving, both of you. That is a devil’s snare tartan!
You have to relax. If you don’t, it’ll only kill you faster!
Highlander Most Wanted — Maya Banks
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Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
A woman with flaming pits.
Burning Tigress — Jade Lee
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, March 11, 2011
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There’s just one place to go for all of your loincloth needs: Loincloth City!
A giant warehouse of loincloths for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our loincloths factory direct to you.
Sexy Beast II — Kate Douglas, Noelle Mack, Kathleen Dante
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Which way did they go, George? Which way did they go?
He wasn’t really that upset when they disappeared. He was mainly upset when they came back smelling of alcohol and bearing a new tattoo.
Wicked — Susan Johnson
Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, March 10, 2011
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I don’t care if you saw it on a “reality” show. You don’t drink your own pee and…
You don’t brush your teeth with your shoes. That’s just nasty.
Fetish — K. Elliot
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It wasn’t that they were exhibitionists…
They were just too stupid to realize that a few trees make the difference between quitting while they were ahead and getting arrested for indecent exposure.
The Sound of Snow — Katherine Kingsley
Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, March 10, 2011
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We’re not thieves. We’re scavengers.
Like the beautiful vulture, the heroic tapeworm, and America’s sweetheart, the maggot.
The Firefighter’s Secret Baby — Anna DeStefano
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In the land of Groin…
He was the birth control.
The Laird of Stonehaven — Connie Mason
Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, March 8, 2011
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