May 2013
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"Thar be whales here!" "What?!" "I said, thar be...
“Beached whale.” Snort. Once you see the back cover you’ll understand:
“All she could do was hope that one day, their hearts would speak louder than any words could…” Good luck with that. The heart’s going to have to yell PRET-ty darn loud in order to get the hearing impaired guy’s attention.
Really, though… what’s up with that...
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Of course she's willing. When you're this...
There is not a single part on her body that is properly proportioned. Not to mention that her neck is broken.
The Lady Most Willing — Julia Quinn, Eloisa James, Connie Brockway
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She was one of the few who had ever seen his "Buy...
But it was where he had inked “Eat Maine Potatoes” that was really quite impressive.
Murphy’s Law — Marilyn Pappano
Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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Covers posts will be made tomorrow.
The Kids and I spent so much time on the set waiting for them to, then watching them film a scene with Chris Evans for Captain America 2: Winter Soldier, that I’m too exhausted to post tonight. I’ll do it in the morning. Or, you know, whatever morning is relative to whenever I wake up.
— The Wife
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Some people have angels and devils on their...
It occasionally growls.
It’s not very helpful.
The Ravening — Dawn Thompson
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When I think about romance, the last thing on my...
We can only hope that’s fairy dust.
This cupid is performing a good deed: Holding them upright, from his elbow, to make sure they don’t succumb to improbable angles.
Hey, St. Valentine’s Day only comes once a year. What’s a cupid to do? Take up subbing for the Stork to earn some extra dough. Happy Valentine’s Day from Uncle Walter & The Wife!
Always...
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Posting to the covers blog, because everyone...
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The ring, it chose you. Take it... place the ring...
Place the ring, speak the oath… great honor… responsibility… fashion sense
Jealousy & A Jewelled Proposition — Yvonne Lindsay
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He was playing five card stud, she was playing go...
You don’t want to know where she stores the extra set of dice, and the last thing you want to know is how she cheats at lawn darts.
A Rogue’s Game — Renee Bernard
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 12, 2011
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Hey, this one's not so ba--
Oh dear lor— that is jus— THE HAIR.
If He’s Sinful — Hannah Howell
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Too much to process! I just don't understand!
He’s huge. The wheel is tiny and oddly angled. There are randomly placed divers. And why does it say “Still married?”?
Between Roc and a Hard Place — Heather Graham Pozzessere
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 11, 2011
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Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Quotes: Tears of... →
doomofraven:
doctorscienceknowsfandom:
skadi-of-the-north:
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montypla:
makubenoaijin:
badromancenovelquotes:
“Her girly parts wept with pleasure.”
A SEAL’s Seduction — Tawny Weber
when my girly parts weep it ain’t with pleasure let…
Some of my favorite stories are on literotica.com. They obviously didn’t print the good ones. XD
Quote: “She...
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Tears of blood. BLOOD.
montypla:
makubenoaijin:
badromancenovelquotes:
“Her girly parts wept with pleasure.”
A SEAL’s Seduction — Tawny Weber
when my girly parts weep it ain’t with pleasure let me tell you
…wait
did that authour just seriously, unironically use the phrase “girly parts” in a sex scene?!?!
I want to write a romance novel in which I only refer to genitals as naughty bits.
I would totally...
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Tears of blood. BLOOD.
makubenoaijin:
badromancenovelquotes:
“Her girly parts wept with pleasure.”
A SEAL’s Seduction — Tawny Weber
when my girly parts weep it ain’t with pleasure let me tell you
…wait
did that authour just seriously, unironically use the phrase “girly parts” in a sex scene?!?!
Yes.
— The Wife
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scarletlady109 replied to your post: He would only...
Isn’t that a quote from Robin Hood : Men in Tights? Marian says that. I love that movie!
Yes. Yes it is. It is a long-standing favorite in our household. UW and I lack normal judgment about what is and is not appropriate viewing material for children. This movie they’ve seen since they were in diapers (and they were both out of those pretty quickly). We won’t go into how well...
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He would only have her body. He would never have...
He could totally respect that.
I Do — Mimi Riser
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ABC's new Reality Show: Petruchio the SuperTamer
He’ll put your wife on the Naughty Step!
Much Ado About Marriage — Karen Hawkins
Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, February 10, 2011
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Unsurprisingly, the "skills" of drinking one's own...
Should’ve listened to Les intstead.
Hunter’s Moon — Bobbi Smith
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When she tracked me down on Facebook, I figured it...
I didn’t expect the booty to be in diapers. How do you de-friend someone?
Baby, Oh Baby! — Teresa Southwick
Blast from the past: OP on Wednesday, February 9, 2011
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The high cost of medical care leads some men to...
Or course, it would help if he had some understanding of where the vas deferens is located. He probably should have bought “Home-Vasectomy For Dummies.”
His Conquest — Diana Cosby
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I love you honey, but....
on the dog trail you’re just extra weight…
or dogfood.
Against All Odds — Patricia Rosemoor
Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, February 8, 2011
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A cheap, white knock off
With their hit single, “Wiggle Your Swing Thing.”
Herbs and Apples — Helen Hooven Santmyer
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Would you like to join the five feet high club?
I only said I could get you in a private plane, not that I could fly it.
Above the Clouds — Tracy Hughes
Blast from the past: OP on Monday, February 7, 2011
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Gnarly cockstep, brah!
I’m gonna pick up one of those Ladies in Waiting and give her a good gemechstich. Catch ya later, Dude!
Her Dark and Dangerous Lord — Anne Herries
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Go whatever team! From wherever you're from!
We don’t have any football related covers. So, um… Go, Superbowl!
Double Play — Jill Shalvis
Blast from the past: OP on Saturday, February 5, 2011
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God, if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
folkevandringstiden:
badromancenovelcovers:
We’ve got all night…
Captive Rose — Miriam Minger
Blast from the past: OP on Monday, December 27, 2010
I feel compelled to assure you all that no one in medieval Damascus ever dressed this way. Ever.
I am very pleased to hear that. Because gold lamé bikini tops and flirty loin cloths are poor fashion choices in ANY era.
— The Wife
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You've got a little something there. No, not...
Dude, it’s a dude. On your crotch. How can you miss it?
Hearts Against the Wind — Kathy Clark
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He misunderstood his Superbowl Pre-Game invitation
You come shirt or skins, not shorts or skirts
The Magnificent Rogue — Iris Johansen
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 4, 2011
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Unless your name's "Mary" you've somehow skipped a...
Or you’re sorely lacking in proper sex education. ‘Cause that’s just not how it works.
Have Baby, Need Beau — Rita Heron
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This man's forgotten more about pain than you'll...
I’d get up, but it says right here, “Diagnosis: Fractured Ass” will you take this toy instead?
Devlin — Erin Yorke
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, February 4, 2011
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More like "Arrival Imminent"
How, exactly, did they miss that?
Ah, yes.
Because the possibility of sex is waaaay more important than the destruction of the planet and/or the end of the human race as we know it.
Halfway to Heaven — Susan Wiggs
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Go Team Edward!
Only one more down and then we win!
Last Wolf Standing — Rhyannon Byrd
Blast from the past: OP on Thursday, February 3, 2011
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She's up to something nefarious!
She makes $5.25 an hour. She can’t afford to be nefarious.
Mommy in Training — Shelley Galloway
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When he'd offered to "mow" her "front lawn," this...
Then again, he never did specify what bush he wanted trimmed.
Devil’s Highlander — Veronica Wolff
Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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"King of the World" is overrated
He’s declared himself “Supreme Emperor of a Celestial Body Devoid of Life.”
And he has a mace.
Because maces are cool.
The Moon Lord — Terri Lynn Wilhelm
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I can accept many things in a romance cover... But...
For God’s sake, they set dog on fire!
The Heart’s Yearning — Ginna Gray
Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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Look at him! He's so beautiful!
Don’t let your kitty frighten him away!
What Do You Say To A Naked Elf — Cheryl Sterling
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What do you mean, "she's too young"?! I thought...
Well hell…
What is the minimum age for an abortion?
The Lionhearted Cowboy Returns — Patricia Thayer
Blast from the past: OP on Sunday, January 30, 2011
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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life,...
I haven’t.
Hot Property — Rita Rainville
Alternate working concept involved him selling real estate and a reference to the movie Big Stan using this quote: ”Black dudes can’t get enough of white women. And don’t think a woman of your advancing years will be safe from their advances. No, these big black bucks don’t care if you’re young or old, skinny or...
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Gay cowboys need love, too.
There’s really nothing funny about it. He’s a proud member of the International Gay Rodeo Association, living up to their mission of “promoting, in a positive way, the GBLTQ country western lifestyle.”
Stolen Memories — Kelsey Roberts
Blast from the past: OP on Saturday, January 29, 2011
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There's still some room to cram a few more movie...
C’mon! Think of some more! It’s like you’re not even trying!
Getaway Girl — Michele Hauf
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Once you pop, the fun doesn't stop!
spoon-shapedharpy:
badromancenovelquotes:
“Touching his cock was like eating chips; I couldn’t stop after just one.”
Big Girls Do It Better — Jasinda Wilder
How many does he have???
That is *exactly* what I said when UW read it to me! It’s like when I read this:
and I kept wondering just how many nipples Green Arrow had.
These two dudes would make a good pair. I ship it.
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It's my tepee and I'll cry if I want to
You would cry to if it happened to you. And by “it” we mean a swift knee to the balls.
Tears Like Rain — Connie Mason
Blast from the past: OP on Friday, January 28, 2011
April 2013
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amhartnett replied to your post: I don't think...
staysandstories:
emir-dynamite:
staysandstories:
badromancenovelcovers:
Thia cover is one Cthulhu away from belonging to an entirely different genre.
Will someone PLEASE photoshop Cthulhu photobombing this cover? PLEASE?
— The Wife
“Hey baby, mind if I cut in?”
“Hey, doll, is this guy boring you? Why don’t you come talk to me? I’m from another planet”
“Why don’t you come back...