They’re in for one heck of a surprise

He’ll have to open up and she’ll have to rise to the occasion.

Hmm… This might just work out after all.

Double Deception — Kay Thorpe

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Hits once a month for about 5 days

“Aunt Flo” takes no prisoners.

My Lady Madness — Michele Hauf

Blast from the past: OP on Wednesday, May 5, 2010

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It was nine months of love and sacrifice

But with the prototype done he was now ready to begin one big enough for a baby.

The Bachelor and the Bassinet — DeAnna Talcott

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She always went for the hairy cloven ones

Wait, do you mean she’s not tempted by the horse?

The Tempting of Julia — Maura Seger

Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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Guess which one is their favorite?

She doesn’t even get food!

Misogyny, alive and well.

The Tycoon’s Tots — Stella Bagwell

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69 for the supremely stupid

Where form meets function and fails.

Abigail — Joan Druett

Blast from the past: OP on Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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One randy stallion

And one big, unpleasant surprise from behind.

Black Horse — Veronica Blake

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Jazz the throttle and it takes off like a mad mustang with a mare in mind

And the horse might get turned on, too.

Demon Prince — Kathleen Morgan

Blast from the past: OP on Monday, May 3, 2010

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“A person’s a person, no matter how small,” she said.

He blanched. “We are still talking about the Whos… right?”

The Colour of Desire — Emma Darcy

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They say that clothes can make the man. They say a lot of things.

Few people can pull off a wool lined jacket-vest. VERY few people. Flint is not one of those people.

Although it had put her one step closer to her Mr. Plow fantasy. That and the blue pants.

Flint — Norah Hess

Blast from the past: OP on Monday, May 3, 2010

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NASCAR husbands can’t do anything right…

They only know how to go left.

In an oval… Which has no corners.

Into the Corner — Marisa Carroll

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Did you regift this?

‘Cause this looks like the one I gave you last year.

A Child for Christmas — Allison Leigh

Blast from the past: OP on Monday, May 3, 2010

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A C2-C3 fracture and sudden onset of severe lumbar scoliosis

Truly a ceremony which is not to be forgotten.

A Wedding to Remember — Emma Darcy

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Ever since the wedding she’s tried to hold the reins

No one’s puttin’ me in chains. But a couple of leather straps? Maybe…

Knight and the Raven — Linda Windsor

Blast from the past: OP on Sunday, May 2, 2010

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Mennonite role playing

No matter what role she plays, he’s always the farm hand.

Promise Me Paradise — Ellen Tanner Marsh

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