I’m just not feeling the covers I’ve been looking through, and I haven’t had a chance to scan in a few more boxes.
So! If you have a romance novel with a bad cover, send the picture (or link to the picture) to me! send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. Be sure to include the name (and or link) you’d like listed for credit!
We’re open for submissions of bad romance novel quotes, too, but I’m definitely in need of covers right now. morebadbookcovers and badlitmakestheworldgoround and… um… there are others, I know, damnit.
But I’ve had 2 sleeping pills that cause me to hallucinate, and a bunch of other pills, and I’m kind of really slooooow right now. So… Help a friend out?
elizabethplaid said: Maybe “pegging”, too. Also, there is a mouse on the cover. I hate that these just leave me with so many questions. I hope the mouse talks and is like, “Run quick, before she gets the raw ginger!”
So we get this cover. And we look at it. And I’m trying to figure out what book they’re reading, and UW says “is that a mouse?” and I look down and it’s totally a mouse.
And I just don’t know what to say to that, because, like you, I have so many questions about this mouse and why he’s there.
And then I remember that cartoon Ben & Me, and I kind of wonder if the MOUSE is writing the romance novel.
scarabattoli said: For a werewolf he sure spend a lot of time fighthing his body hair.
Have you seen the show Teen Wolf? I swear some of them wind up with LESS hair when they transform. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the show, but I’m pretty sure Derek somehow loses his otherwise very impressive eyebrows.
Like, goes to Matt smith levels of no-eyebrows.
scarabattoli said: No time for sexual intercourse female! There is a new episode of Pawn Stars!
UW laughed pretty heartily at this. Partially because he was actually watching an episode of Pawn Stars at the moment I read it to him.
Because that wolf is 2000% done with you today.
Alpha Lust: A Wolf’s Embrace — Ashley Spector
And it would be fabulous.
Dark Dreams — Kristie K. Shafer, Kristen Middleton
Or at least someone who uses a bow.
Coulson’s Wife — Anna J. McIntyre