That explains Oz…

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It wasn’t a dream, it was a bad acid trip.

Cousin Kate — Georgette Heyer

He’ll have his PUA degree in only 5 weeks…

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The cattle won’t know what hit ‘em.

Learning to Love — Amelia Rose

Where’s Chris Martin when you need him?

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Oh, forget it. Just put the hat in front of their faces.

Kissed by a Cowboy — Lacy Williams

If he somehow manages not to die THIS time…

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He’ll probably just shoot his dick off.

Dead Again — Tracy Cooper-Posey

elizabethplaid said: I don’t think “wrong brother” and “right man” should go together in a sentence like that.

Did you ever see Walk Hard? When I saw the tagline, all I could think was “Wrong brother died!”

elizabethplaid said: Ahhh good ol’ illustrations. So much better than photoshop.

I like the painted/illustrated covers the best. Because it’s way too easy to accidentally screw up in photoshop. But it takes talent to mess people up when drawing/painting them by hand. 

Cowboys are always in high demand in the world of sex-trafficking…

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It’s a niche market with high return on investments.

Kidnapped Cowboy — Lindsey Brookes

Down time during the zombie apocalypse…

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He liked her for her brains.

Emerald Fire — Julia Grice

Looks like you need some Vitamin D.

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The “D” is his penis.

Prescribed — D.D. Parker

scarabattoli said: I love how the rowdy cowbody always find time to shave every single centimetre of his body.

Of course he does — the horses have enough hair on their own. He’s just trying to be considerate.

This is still legal in, like, 15 states.

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But we still don’t want to read about it.

Rancher Romance Series Trilogy — Amelia Rosa

Try not to land on anyone with angry, vengeful relatives.

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And for God’s sake, if you’re offered a pair of shoes, don’t take them. 

Murder in the Wind — John D. Macdonald

They were unable to capture the elusive sound of a weeping vulva

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An omni-directional microphone could have saved them a lot of unnecessary pubic taunting and achieved a successful first take.

Sweet Renegade — Andria Large

He’s not sick…

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He’s just a little horse.

Breaking the Bad Boy — Vanessa Lennox

Quality often decreases as the number of sequels increases.

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Liam Neeson isn’t even in this one. Which is okay by us. We really don’t want to see that.

Taken — Selena Kitt